This day is actually for friends who are girls. You know, to celebrate the bond of sisterhood (and travelling pants, or something like that), but I don't like following suggestions for holidays so I'm taking this to be a day for celebrating "girlfriends", in the romantic sense. Not only am I going to spend the rest of the night catering to your every whim, I'm also setting this up as the first day in the advent calendar of your pre-birth month.
I wanted to say something about this the other day when you mentioned that you should've bought one on Amazon, but suprising you is near impossible, so I decided to keep my mouth shut instead. I love you, I'm so excited to spend the next 31 days surprising you, and then the 30 after that (and then the inifite number that will follow because you're stuck with me for eternity).
The only rule of this calendar is: you can't look ahead! No peeking, no cheating, it's not a fun surprise otherwise.
Happy August, babe. You're forever my favourite, and I hope the next 30 days are as magical as you are.